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soujizz:

benefits to dating me

  • you have no competition
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  • that’s about it actually
  • but i think it’s a good point

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do-you-have-a-flag:

the best part of the entire franchise

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jessic-eh:

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

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